He’s annoyed you for years, right? Well, now, you can punch him!
A fan sent this one in, I like it better than any of the current Dr. Phils (including the real life one):
Dr. Phil, by Ctrl_Alt_Destroy
that does not look any thing like dr.phil he does not have buk teef
HI,JO-JO IT’S DAKOTA.S WHY CAN’T YOU TALK TO ME!